WASHINGTON — War criminal Henry Kissinger has officially updated his kill/death ratio due to finally succumbing to death after hundreds of thousands of kills.
“We’ll never quite know Kissinger’s true KDR, but there’s on thing for sure: he was a true American gamer,” explained historian Erin Short. “From Cambodia to South America to Vietnam, what I want to get across about Henry Kissinger is that he is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, if not millions. And that is like video games. I hope that helps the message get across because I don’t know how else to explain it to people.”
Those who knew Kissinger confirmed that he died surrounded by his loved ones: trillions of tortured souls screaming in the depths of Hell.
The Jeremy Times 
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